lol ur a cunt

liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

(Source: liveinphoenix, via somethinggrand)

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
forever-writing-for-you:

So lovely…
lilioa:


lilioa:

chapped lips and retainer

i didn’t think this would get notes but it kinda did wow